vineri, 2 octombrie 2009

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Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
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Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

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New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
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Why is $ex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...

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Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

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Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.

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Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME!

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Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later

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Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

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My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise . Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!